Composite Yellow!

I had fun looking at my spam folder a couple of weeks ago. Let’s see what is new:

1. No ChexSystems card account No Chex! Oh my goodness, I need to go to the grocery store, now. I can’t live without my Chexmix!!! AccountNowVisaCardNetDeals to me Well, if they’d said this in the first place, I’d not be thinking about Chexmix.

2. Please forgive me and I’ll owe you one with this notification under it: Warning: This message may not be from whom it claims to be. Beware of following any links in it or of providing the sender with any personal information. Learn more delete it, quick, I see the word virus written in there somewhere. But, glance at the note…did we talk? Have we spoke before?

Hey,

I know it’s been a while since we last talked - mostly about money problems - and I know I said that if I found something that worked I’d let you know. Well I did, but I didn’t let you know right away because I wanted to be sure. If you can forgive me for breaking my promise just a teensy weensy bit I promise I’ll make it up to you in the next 30 seconds.

I went from my crappy studio apartment just a few months ago to a 4 bedroom 3 bath dream house; can you imagine the difference that makes? What would bunches of zeroes added to your checking account balance do for your life? I know, it’s a HUGE difference, which is why you HAVE to check this out for yourself.

Press here to see how I made so much money:
http://elokwent.com/tr.php?67089+webrstraw@gmail.com

Even though you must be mad at me for not telling you about this right away, money makes everything better, right? Visit the link now, it’s my own personal link that I’m NOT supposed to give out, so you never know when it might expire.
Regards,
Nick

3. Doctors want to kill this woman Here’s the body of it: (I removed the link, it’s from viral, url.)

Your Friend has recommended you check out EMA Real Estate: a_johnson777@yahoo.com

Friends Comments:
Dear Friend,

In what is perhaps the most shocking announcement
made in some time regarding the diet and health industry,
a lady doctor has just released what some authorities are
calling the world’s “Top Secret Fat Loss Secret!”

The woman doctor, whose name is Dr Suzanne Gudakunst,
has really upset the major food & drug industries, as well
as weight loss manufactured food companies. In the past
6 years she has worked largely in secret developing what
may be the “cure” for obesity — and testing this first on
herself, and then on a select group of volunteer patients
who anxiously awaited salvation from the harmful effects
of suffering ‘the battle of bulge.”

So valuable her SHOCKING findings and PROVEN results
are, that she’s now just released her simple and easy-to-do
system under the aptly titled: “Top Secret Fat Loss Secret!”
And her timing couldn’t be better! …

For complete details click here:

Best,

-Amanda Johnson-

4. MESSAGE FOR IVAN: Response Requested - Advance App I’m not Ivan.

5. LICENSE TO PRINT MONEY! The government could use this one. Give me more information!

6. This is why you’re fat This is why I’m offended.

7. 2nd notice: Your Ex Has Searched For You Really? Well, don’t give him my email address.

8. Are you still searching for the woman of your dreams?

Going to different online dating sites, but still haven’t found anyone who suits you?

I don’t like women in that manner which is why my ex is male.

9. Discover How My Big Mouth Can Make You $3,200 Richer in 1 Week! Discover how your big mouth made me delete your email.

10. Stomach parasites making you Flabby?‏ Stomach parasites are grossing me out.

Hope you had fun with the Spam of the week from my spam folder.

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